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SOCK RETIREMENTS COULD BECOME CRITICAL IN FUTURE, WARNS ADJUNCT-MINISTER OF T4A

July 1, 2012

The Minister for the Extremities has forwarded a memorandum through higher levels, warning that a steady decrease in sock integrity though-out Fourth Age stockpiles could spiral critically in the coming months.
The Chancellor of Problems has played down the issue as “minor”, but MinExt insists this concern requires attention. “We’re already seeing mass sequestration of mainstream pairs.” it stresses. “It was lax attitudes of the Interior and the Super-User Cabinets which led to Pyjamagate. We cannot afford a similar debacle; nor need we.”
Pyjamagate saw T4A attend a stranger’s formal wedding in pyjamas, due to inadequate outfit planning.

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